10. Mike needs a date!
9. Mike needs help.
8. Mike needs your help in identifying a movie.
7. Mike needs fish, not facts.
6. Mike needs merchandise.
5. Mike needs a good editing to clear away the clutter and realize his potential.
4. Mike needs to have an extravagant garage sale.
3. Mike needs a home.
2. Mike needs to be around real people.
1. Mike needs to go back and... uh... continue slacking.